Home

Features

Archive

Scholarships

Subscribe

Advertise

Contact us

Links

Home

 

Archive Contents

Where I’m From
by Jim Allen

The Shocking Youth

It was winter of the sixth grade, Monday morning assembly before everybody had settled down for the Pledge of Allegiance. A boy had just bragged his father had gotten a buck at his hunting camp the Saturday before. Not being impressed at all by his classmate’s lame story, Jack Girard stuck out his chest and blurted that his Uncle Lemmy had gotten three bucks the night of that very same Saturday.

Jack had always lived with his uncle. Until he was five, about 20 kinfolk camped in run-down shacks and old camper trailers they had drug into the woods on the lower end of Hatcher’s Bottom at the mouth of a creek that emptied into the river. It was a clan agreement that the group needed to have an easier way to get their children to the school bus during high water. After selling some timber from the family land, Lemmy, who exercised the most influence in the family, made the decision to buy a single story, eight-room cinder block school building after consolidation of the educational system in the late 60s. The building, and the small acreage with it, adjoined their family property nearest town.

Jack brought his lunch to school every day in a brown paper bag he used over and over again until the bottom fell out of it. There were a lot of less-than well-to-do folks at Jack’s school and nobody made fun of him when he brought the hind-quarters of a fried squirrel, a piece of hoe cake, a Mason jar of blue john and a hand-full of native persimmons for lunch. All the kids traded parts of their meals. Usually the meat exchanges included some wild game or pork. Dessert swaps had folks bargaining apples for fried pies, pound cake for bananas and in Jack’s case, candied yams, pawpaws, scuppernongs or homegrown pears for whatever store-bought sweets he could get.

Jack was a mischievous boy who, with the help of his friend Chris Ghartsmon, would nimbly shimmy up the schoolhouse brick wall at recess and untie the bell rope. The teacher couldn’t immediately summon students with the bell and would waste precious teaching time rounding children from the playground then walking the hundred or so yards to go behind the gym and gather the boys and girls playing baseball. He would take wax paper from a sandwich he’d traded for, climb the sliding board ladder, sit on the paper and ride it down the slide. This left the unsuspecting sliders coming up behind him with a very slippery slope that, more than once, sent them skipping and rolling out of control on the ground at the foot of the slide. He jammed bathroom doors. Greased door handles. He once put a dead toad frog under the radiator in homeroom. He was suspected of being the miscreant who once locked most of the teachers in their lounge until the principal got back from a lunch meeting with a key to let them out.

The other students admired him for his daring and, at the same time, feared they might fall victim to one of his jokes.

Now was the beginning of summer vacation. Next year would be the seventh grade. Jack wasn’t quite old enough to get a summer job with one of the local farmers but was old enough that nobody wanted to have to babysit him. So, when he wasn’t doing chores like chopping wood, feeding the hogs and chickens or working on the old cinder block building his extended family lived in, he roamed around the countryside by himself, fishing, building forts and tree houses, or just exploring. He wandered into town several times during the first few weeks away from school to see his school chum, Chris.

Jack’s Uncle Lemmy had an old crank telephone magneto he used to illegally fish with. He had hooked two, five-foot long wires to the hand generator and would hang the end of the wires over either side of his pirogue. When he cranked the spinner handle, anywhere from 60 to 100 volts shot into the water sending stunned fish to the surface where they were nabbed with a dip net. Voltage was determined by the speed at which you turned the phone handle. Jack and Chris had started using Lemmy’s phone to fish from bridges around town. They referred to this fishing technique as "calling fish."

Jack and Chris were at that age where they really didn’t know what to think about girls. After all, they’d found out early in life adults would inflict serious butt whoopins if you got in a fist fight with a girl, most couldn’t pitch a ball worth a flip, they didn’t like frogs or bugs or fishing bait…and they’d cry over a heavy dew. These two boys had pretty much decided life was better without girls and they avoided them as much as possible. That didn’t stop Gina Brinkle from becoming smitten with Jack. She’d told all her friends Jack liked her and rumors of their relationship enraged Jack. When he was at school or when he was in town to see Chris, she followed him around everywhere, often hiding in the bushes to avoid being shooed off. There were few things in life that annoyed Jack more than Gina.

This Wednesday afternoon, Gina got bold and approached the boys and their phone just after a disappointing fishing jaunt where Jack had fallen in the slimy water. As she came nearer, Jack handed the phone to Chris, held onto the ends of both wires in one hand and told Chris he’d know what to do when the time came. Gina, seeing he was shivering, asked him if he was all right. Jack replied that he was cold and held his damp hand out for her to feel. Eagerly Gina touched his palm. Like a striking snake, Jack grabbed her by the wrist and shouted ‘CRANK!’

Old man Delmire was on his way to the church to clean it up for prayer meeting that night when he heard what he thought was a cat with its tail hung in a screen door. As he described it to the constable "that lil ol’ gal looked sorta like a chorus girl who’d stuck her head in a wasp nest…floppin’ and carrin’ on. It was a terrible sight to see."

Charges weren’t filed but Chris was put to work chopping cotton and doing odd jobs around town and Jack was banned from being in town without an adult for the rest of the summer. It was eleventh grade before a girl would talk to either of them.

Disclaimer: The story you just read is based on reality. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Any likeness any character in this story has to you, your family or anybody you know or have known is completely coincidental.

Home

TOP

Archive Contents


COPYRIGHT © 2008 TURNER PUBLISHING CO .,INC., ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Date Last Updated January, 2008