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There is
still one activity for hunters during this notch period and that is
planning. We know that we need to plan those food plots, but as I said
we are far enough away from hunting season that it’s hard to get real
excited about it right now–maybe if it were closer or if it was cooler
we could, but not yet, we need to pace ourselves.
The best
we can hope to get accomplished is to get out and pull some soil
samples. But then after we have sent off the samples we still have to
wait for the results, we have to wait till planting time.
We can
sit around and plan our plots to death. We know what forage we are going
to plant, when we are going to plant it, how we are going top plant it,
what forage we are going to try that is new, what forage we are going to
rely on as the backbone of our plot program.
Some of
us know the pH of our food plots but don’t know the shoe size of our
spouse. (I know that I have no idea what size shoe my wife wears.) We
know how many pounds per acre of Big Buck Blend we are going to plant,
but we have no idea what our children weigh. We know the N, P & K
content of our soils, but haven’t got the faintest idea on how long it
takes to thaw out a pound of hamburger in the microwave. We can load and
offload a tractor at the hunting camp, bush hog, disc, plant, run a
chainsaw, cook on a fire and go to the bathroom in the woods, but
getting the hairy clog out of the shower gives us the willies.
Anyway,
the watchword for the notch still is planning. After we have planned on
all the preceding things, we still have time on our hands and it’s
still hot out there. Now is when the gun shows, catalogues and stores
come into play. We now can attack the problem of the notch with a
three-pronged approach.
Prong
One: Gun Shows. We can tell our wives that we are not
interested in buying any more guns and that we are just going to look.
My wife ain’t dumb, she knows that nobody, especially men, just look
at guns. We look at them because we intend to someday buy it. We don’t
do like our wives. They call it "shopping," we call it
"looking." While they may never intend to actually buy what
they are looking at, we guys know that the only reason we are looking is
because we want it. As we are looking, we are trying to figure out how
to buy it, how to justify buying it and how can we buy it without her
finding out. Gun shows are good because if you buy something it is
almost impossible to return it. They take credit cards too! The down
side is, it’s hot out there.
Prong
Two: Catalogues. The catalogue allows us to "shop" from
the most comfortable seat in the house, take your pick. We can look at
all of the latest gear and find things we have needed for years but
never knew existed. We can look at the options, price and shipping
costs. We can order it over the phone with a credit card and never leave
our seat. We can take a catalogue and figure out how to buy it, justify
why we need to buy it and buy it without her finding out, at least until
the bill comes in the mail. By then we have worn it or used it so it can’t
be returned. Remember, it’s easier to ask forgiveness than it is to
get permission. And, we do not have to go out there where it’s hot.
Prong
Three: Stores. Stores are a good way to get out of the house. There
is always a reason to go to the store anyway such as getting some bug
spray, pet food or fertilizer. You can always come up with an excuse to
go to the store and while you are there, take a look at what they have.
Once again, you can probably find something you have needed for years.
When you decide to buy it, tell your wife that you bought it at the
Co-op and that will help the store make a profit and, hey, we’re part
owners so that helps us!! Practice a few times on the way home and you’ll
be able to convince her that you have actually helped the family by
making the purchase and don’t forget to remind her about all the
"free" venison you’ll be able to put on the table with the
help of your new (fill in item here).
Just
remember to buy the kids something in exchange for their silence.
Now that
you know how to spend your "notch" or at least plan for it, I
think I’ll get started on that hairy thing in the shower drain as soon
as I find the latex gloves my wife tries to make me wear when I do the
dishes. I guess I shouldn’t have bought that .243 two years ago.
Ralph Ricks is the manager of Quality Cooperative, Inc. in Greenville. |
