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The Flat Rock General Store Regulars –
THEIR METEORLOGICAL WEATHER FORCASTIN’……

It was 3 p.m. on Monday afternoon when I walked through the old double front doors of The Flat Rock General Store. A much needed shower was fallin’ on the old tin top of The Store, causin’ all the regulars includin’ Essex, Ms. Ida, the widow Cora, my Daddy "pop" C.C., Farlow, Willerdean, "Truth," Estelle, Bro., S.R., J.R., "Hatch," Heath, Dustin and Harley Hood to present themselves inside The Store. Course like normal, there were other community and area Flat Rock folk seeking coverance from the showers a fallin’.

Slim had stood up from his old recliner and was a ganderin’ out the window at the sudden shower of rain. He took the floor and commented that he knew a shower was a comin’ because his left side eye had been a twitchin’ since early mornin’.

Estelle noted, as she headed out in the shower, that any amount of rain would be purely welcomed as over 90 percent of the State of Alabama was in a severe drought condition. She was headed out to her hair factory for one of them Monday afternoon by appointment only cut and perms, as her normal beautifying days are Thursday through Saturday, or otherwise by appointment only.

The widow Cora took the floor and noted that she should have warned the meteorological weather forcastin’ folk back in the fall of ought six about a possible ought seven drought. Why—because her right side pinky toe had locked up clear straight in mid November and still would not bend. In all of her lifetime years, on each occurrance it was a sure sign of dry weather.

Harley Hood noted with a slight grin that the problem with lackin’ amounts of rainfall or the present drought in early ought seven was cause Bro. was not a turnin’ in all the money he was a collectin’ down to the Baptist Church. This brought on a hardy laugh and some ramblin’ talk from the full crowd that was gathered.

"Truth" commented that fishin’ was harder and/or called for more plannin’ due to the heat and lower water levels relatin’ to the severe drought of ought seven.

Farlow noted that him and Willerdean or Wedge Construction had been overly busy cleanin’ out near dry livestock ponds and helpin’ John Thorn over to Waco with chert haulin’ for building pad projects.

Ms. Ida was next to take the floor and remarked that she soon expected an end to the severe ought seven drought. Seems she had this hair curl directly over her left side ear that would not lay or be combed down with the other hair there, and this always meant, on past happenins’, that lots of rain was a comin’. She noted possibly that this weather predictin’ occurance should be proper passed on to the meteorological weather folks.

Bro. noted that he expected goodly amounts of rainfall to occur as the good Lord saw fit to deliver and we should pray for such.

The rain shower passed quickly, near a quarter inch in the gauge outside The Store, causin’ a need for the regulars and all the other community and area Flat Rock folk to head out for late evenin’ purposes.

As I turned to offer Slim and Essex a goodbye howdy, Slim clicked the thirteen inch T.V. remote and yep, there it was — Monday night meteorological weather forcastin’ direct from Huntsville. Got me to pondering — would their forcastin’ be any more precise than that of The Store regulars…?

REMEMBER YOUR HERITAGE!!!
ALWAYS THINK GOOD MEMORIES!!!

Joe Potter is a former vocational agriculture teacher, FFA advisor and retired county agent (Colbert County).

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